Cereal or milk first: Are you sure your cereal is really bussin’?
It’s 8:50 a.m., 10 minutes before first period starts. In front of you is a bowl, a colorful box of Lucky Charms cereal and a large carton of Horizon Organic milk. Lucky the Leprechaun stares at you with unblinking eyes, urging you to reach out to him first. “Pick me first,” he seems to beckon. But next to him on the milk carton is the Horizon Organic milk cow, its own black beady prying eyes peering into your soul, begging to be poured first. “No, pick me,” the cow urges. Milk first? Cereal first? Only having 10 minutes to decide and eat breakfast is not enough. What do you do? The timeless moral dilemma of which to pour first into your bowl, milk first or cereal first, is a controversial issue spanning only a couple of years. According to Factual And Knowledgeably Empathetic News (FAKE News), one out of two doctors surveyed stated that in fact people that put milk before cereal are scientifically proven to be smarter and more attractive than their cereal ...