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College Board has been criticized for years regarding equality in testing fees and accommodations, particularly during last year’s online Advanced Placement tests. As a result, College Board has decided to eliminate fee waivers to place everyone on an equal “paying” field. Upper-class parents have complained about how unfair fee waivers are as they discriminate against the rich. College Board, as a not-for-profit organization, relies on test fees and extraneous services for profit to benefit their students. Opponents of fee waivers cite that revenue is necessary for the organization to provide valuable resources to students in preparation for the test. “I am disgusted by those who use fee waivers,” said aspiring millionaire Orville Tootenbacher. “College Board is an honest organization that needs money to support our students. I really don’t understand the purpose of the waivers — just pay the fee!?” In past years, College Board has used their extra money to inflate the wages of senior...

     Along with virus-laden aerosols and pollen, love is also spreading through the air and infecting those in its path. Unlike how the coronavirus has vaccines and masks, and allergies have Allegra D, Claritin and other medications, love has no mitigators. According to Love Overrides Virtually Everything, a nonprofit based in Switzerland, opinions on how couples should cope with the coronavirus vary. Nearly 93% of couples in America have seen their significant other since the beginning of the pandemic. However, only 2% of pandemic pairs have lasted. “While having someone to hookup with was nice during shelter-in-place orders, I was kind of glad we broke up,” said Brittiny Botch. “Hot Girl Summer is coming up.”  Couples that are still together have gone through a lot over the past year; some even contracted the coronavirus together. “I heard that the coronavirus can spread through the 5G, so we write letters to each other” “When we both found out we had the rona two ...